Description: The suspect is an [censored] female with dark hair. She identifies herself as Kylie Rocket. After detainment, she admits to stealing a pair of glasses, claiming it’s the only [censored] item in her possession. A search reveals she’s [censored] several more sets of glasses and a pair of pants. The Officer on duty works out a deal with the suspect in the midst of an invasive cavity search. The rest of this case is classified.